If I Were Dr. Suzenstein...

...I would create my dream dude in four easy steps:

1)
He would have the physical body & style of Paul Simonon. EVEN THE GAP! (I love the gap.) British accent is a given...

2)
A huge dose of John Cusack circa Better Off Dead's endearing goofy attitude.


3)
Bill Murray's sense of humor.

and lastly...
4)
The TINIEST bit of Californication Hank Moody clever asshole-ishness. I stress only a wee bit, since I could see myself getting fucked off quickly with a full dose of those histronics.

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